Alas! I am having internet connectivity problems because:
1) My origami brain does not fold that way
2) I can't get help on the Internet when I am kicked off the Internet
3) I will be kicked off in a few more minutes
4) It is Blue Monday in the blog
Wasn't it convenient for the Internet to give me problems on a Blue Monday?
Of course they started yesterday.
Fortunately, the local April poem-a-day prompt is "the idea of the negative."